Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Fun Can Happen Anywhere!

I'm sure there are places where you just can't figure a way to have fun. Surely there must be, but I can't think of any right now.
Example:
Imagine a hot summer day, and you're stuck in a laundromat watching clothes revolve in a dryer. Look around and see what you have to work with. there is a woman with two young kids bored out of their minds, and a couple of bachelors. There are a number of washers and dryers, sorting tables, vending machines and a sink. Everyone is hot,bored and wishing they were anywhere but here. Across the street you see a dollar store and a convenience store, the wheels should be turning already.
Suggestions:
(1) Go to the convenience store and pick up some crushed ice. Take it back to the laundromat, open the bag and share it with everyone. Once everyone cools down a bit maybe toss some ice around just to get some smiles going.

(2) Go to the dollar store and pick up some cheap water guns. Take them over to the sink, load them up and give one to everybody including the kids. Guaranteed smiles all around.

Example:
Imagine a boring day at work, typical office scenario, with a few closed offices, a few cubicles, and of course the ever expected water cooler.What do we have to work with, why the best natural resource for humor there is - people! What you need, is probably available right there otherwise you may have to bring from home, the following:
Some string
A drinking straw
An 81/2"X11" piece of paper.
Thread the string through a cut off piece of drinking straw and tape it up high, close to the ceiling. You now have a simple pulley arrangement and with the paper taped to one end of the string you have a rudimentary flag pole. Now all you have to do is run some ideas "up the flagpole" and watch the reactions.
Suggestions:
(1) Lets go the Managers' office and have a BBQ
(2) I surrender!
(3) My phone is ringing, what should I do?


Tell me what scenario you are thinking of, and I will try to tell you how to have fun. Better still tell me what you do to have fun. I like practical jokes as long as they are funny. I once snuck over to my neighbors house early in the AM and covered the inside of his truck with TP. He retaliated of course, and I came home from work just in time to catch him with the help of another neighbor attempting to tie my bed to the roof of my house. Needles to say we lived in a rural area where we seldom locked doors.

DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS FOR THIS? 

This may not be funny, but if you have ever laughed at the Jackass movie or series, you may appreciate these:

(1.)  Before sitting in the dentists' chair, slap him and giggle.

(2.) Challenge everyone you know to a nude paintball game and you take everyone on single handed.

(3)  Play chicken on the freeway on a bicycle

(4)  Try to shoe a horse ............. blindfolded.

Feel free to add others.